I was working the other night in the sports room and while designing the page I went to the photo room to check on our photos. The assistant photo editor had created this and I was down right offended! To imply that these masculine men wearing coordinated colors all piling on top of each other is in some way ‘gay’ is totally inaccurate. I mean, who would even like having all those chiseled men laying all over you? 
Football orgies = not that gay

I was working the other night in the sports room and while designing the page I went to the photo room to check on our photos. The assistant photo editor had created this and I was down right offended! To imply that these masculine men wearing coordinated colors all piling on top of each other is in some way ‘gay’ is totally inaccurate. I mean, who would even like having all those chiseled men laying all over you? 

Football orgies = not that gay

alkirchoff asked: A guy who smokes Vogue-like cigarettes in my office gets hassled by other colleagues saying that it is gay to smoke "women's" cigarettes. I say that it is decidedly not gay to smoke any sort of cigarette. What is your official word on this?

Okay, so it’s been a while, but I’m back to answer your question. And this may come as no surprise, but obviously smoking women’s cigarettes is so not that gay. Cigarettes are manly and cool; advertisers say so. Puffing on those phallic sticks of death lure the bitches in like crazy! And who needs those big regular sized cigarettes anyway? This guy doesn’t need to compensate for anything. Skinny cigarettes show a certain level of comfort in one’s sexuality, which is indeed the manliest of all qualities. 

Smoking women’s cigarettes=not that gay

scorpionstinger:

Gay Football Players
Louie, you should put this up on your “Not that gay” tumblr. lol

On field lovin = not that gay

scorpionstinger:

Gay Football Players

Louie, you should put this up on your “Not that gay” tumblr. lol

On field lovin = not that gay

Straight guys = Not that Gay

camcron:

An Anthem for Straight Boys, that is hilarious!

(via petepilgrimvstheworld)

Fighting is definitely not that gay. I mean, it’s fighting. Guys pummeling each other with their fists while they are all angry and sweaty, clothes being ripped off each other. It’s a crazy hetero mess! 

Fighting = Not that Gay

Thanks to Jillian for suggesting this one!

Syracuse vs. Washington = Not that Gay

This picture ran in today’s paper (sans red arrows). I’m not sure what’s happening, but it is definitely not that gay. I mean, there is nothing gay about football. Ever.

Ikea stores have always been known as the not gay capital of all metro areas. I mean, who doesn’t love buying sleek and cheap furniture and home goods? Straight people that’s who! Just sitting in those show rooms and imagining how fabulous my NYC loft is going to look saving all that space with those cute new cubbies from the Swedish super store makes me want to break out into song. But that’s another post…

The nice folks at Queerty don’t know if they ad is offensive or not, but I’m mostly worried about what this is going to do to Ikea’s reputation as the not that gay mecca of furniture stores. It’s just fact, like science. 80 percent of all Ikea shoppers are not that gay. That is, until they get home and do the gayest thing ever in that uber comfy bed they just bought from, where else, Ikea. Duh.

Luckily for me though, I found some great evidence that Ikea is definitely not that gay. Or at least not as gay as I thought. This ad clears the air indefinitely and puts my heart at rest. Like, this guy is like totally about to be doing it with a girl, which obviously is just completely not that gay. And he’s a total gentleman shoving that girl into that (super spacious!) cabinet and letting his man friend have a manly meal with him.

So there you have it folks! Ikea = Not that Gay

What is your favorite not that gay store? Submit your answers and I’ll post them for the rest of the not that gay world to see!

Stripper Heels = Not that Gay

Boys Men of Twilight Giggling = Not That Gay

Boys Men of Twilight Giggling = Not That Gay

Guidos = Not that Gay

Guidos = Not that Gay